Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
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He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
We had to coat check the pizza.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
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Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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