1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
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Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
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You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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