And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
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was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
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