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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
thus making me awesome and them whores
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i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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