i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
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It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
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My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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