Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
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You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
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