people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
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MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
i drank out of a bidet.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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