I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
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something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
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wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
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