Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
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I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
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She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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