Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
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if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
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I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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