So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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