Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
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I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
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I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
So I stole cocaine from one of my Tinder hookups
And that is the most millennial sentence I've ever said
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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