3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
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the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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