I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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