If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
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You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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