Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
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Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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