I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
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The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
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