Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
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Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
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You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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