he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
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new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
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hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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