Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
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I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
worst night to have a conscience
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
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yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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