If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
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You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
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After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
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