i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
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sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
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My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
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I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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