Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
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Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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