My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
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I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
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I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
FUCK WHALES
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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