STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
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we were pretty classy up until the second keg
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
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btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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