you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
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just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
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Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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