the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
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So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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