So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
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Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
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After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
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