so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
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It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
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Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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