what if I'm pregnant?
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i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
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i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
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She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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