after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
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Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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