Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
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vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
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I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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