She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
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It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
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