we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
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im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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