If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
it hurts more in the daytime
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
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I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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