I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
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I got her a Nickelback box set.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
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If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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