Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
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He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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