I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
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Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
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we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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