I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
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Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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