He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
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did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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