i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
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almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
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Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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