you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
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just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
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If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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