is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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