they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
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But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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