im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
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Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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