We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
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She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
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Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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