Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
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I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
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get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
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