The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
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he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
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7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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