you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
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I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
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you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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