I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
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i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Is this like a preordered booty call?
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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